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Three shirtless men in striped shorts playing outdoor tennis on a sunny day, with one jumping to hit a tennis ball over the net and another holding a scoreboard.
Close-up of a man's lower body wearing pink leopard print underwear with a black waistband labeled "NUEDS," standing on a textured blue surface, holding a black remote control in his right hand.
A shirtless man wearing zebra print underwear, black sunglasses, a white cowboy hat, and a silver necklace, sitting on a white bench outdoors on green grass.